waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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