More tranny stories later!
We need to rekindle our bromance
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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