do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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