my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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