the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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