I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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