Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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