theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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