hotel room ftw
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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