What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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