is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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