So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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