so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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