Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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