my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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