After last night, I could never be a politician.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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