Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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