fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
My life is pants optional.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
