BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
