i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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