You smell like stripper and shame
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
