She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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