if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i think im in europe. pls send help
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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