So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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