therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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