He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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