Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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