And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Damn victory sex feels great
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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