hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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