I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
