Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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