We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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