i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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