Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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