The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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