eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Randomize
