There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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