i just snorted my name. best moment ever
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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