No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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