that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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