Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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