I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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