so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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