Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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