You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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