There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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