They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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