I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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