I am puke
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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