how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Randomize
