What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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