i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
