Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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