Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
