But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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