Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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